body cleansers
body lotions
hand soaps
hand creams

“blubber, blubber, blubber.”
many beauty products claim to reduce
the fat (also known as blubber) on
your body. but not this lotion. it only
increases blubbering because it leaves your
skin feeling and looking so soft and silky,
everyone will be reduced to tears at its
loveliness. we just hope they’re
using anatomicals waterproof mascara.
(unlikely as it doesn’t even exist).


because it contains lilac
and Vitamin E to help soften
and condition even
the roughest of skins.

massage into
the skin daily for
the ultimate in softness.