scrubs
body cleansers
body lotions
hand soaps
hand creams

the battle against authoritarianism
leaves hardly any time for getting fresh
and fragrant. however, radicals have to
cleanse themselves sometimes. not of their
romantic views of idealism and utopianism,
but of the sweat and grime that goes hand in
hand with protesting and fighting to overthrow
maniacal despots (who shower in their Italian
marble palaces of steam) and oppressive
right-wing military juntas. which is why this
socialist gel is endorsed by the
membership of the WRP (Washer’s
Revolutionary Party).
 

because it contains lemongrass
and grapefruit for cleansed
and refreshed skin.

foam yourself
up in the
shower daily.