body cleansers
body lotions
hand soaps
hand creams

no one could accuse us of being
wishy-washy. we know what we
want to achieve. bathroom domination.
(“you expect me to talk?” “no, Mr Bond, i
expect you to shower”). now though, we’ve
come over all washy-washy (surely some
pantomime dame?) with this marine body
cleanser. in tests, 8 out of 10 mermaids said
they preferred it for freshening up their smelly
scales. so next time you’re browsing our
products, don’t be surprised if you feel
a fish tail brush up against your leg.


because it contains
sea algae to help promote
radiant looking skin.

work yourself
into a lather daily
in the shower
or bath.