scrubs
body cleansers
body lotions
hand soaps
hand creams

the aristocracy aren’t what
they were. their fortunes have
dwindled. and those who still have their stately
piles (not as in the dreadful bottom condition
caused by sitting on their thrones for too long)
have had to resort to taking in paying
guests - perish the thought.
if there’s one thing they’ve managed to hold onto,
it’s the fact they they can continue to afford
this cream and don’t have hands as
dreadful as their former, now
fired, servants.

 

because it contains
white tea, vitamin E
and shea butter to conditon,
soothe and moisturise
the driest of hands.

massage into
clean hands for
the ultimate in softness.