scrubs
body cleansers
body lotions
hand soaps
hand creams

you wouldn’t leave
the toilet before washing your
hands, would you? you wouldn’t take
out the rotting garbage, then neglect to wash
your hands, would you? you wouldn’t treat
someone’s gaping wound without first and after
washing your hands, would you? you wouldn’t
change a baby’s soiled nappy and fail to wash
your hands, would you? you wouldn’t prepare
food and forget to wash your hands, would you?
oh, you would? then, you wouldn’t mind if we
decline your dinner invitation, would you?
sorry, we’re washing our hands
that night.
 

because it contains
peppermint and lemon
to leave skin purified
and pampered.

lather into
hands and rub vigorously
for ten seconds.