do not lust after radiance and envy
softness. smoother sisters shouldn’t feel
your wrath. take pride in your own skin.
banish shower sloth and also use this
scrub, leaving you glowing at a great price
(we hate manufacturer greed). if you’re
dissatisfied, we’ll eat our 100 hats.
sorry for our gluttony.
because it contains
melon and pumice to
exfoliate for sensationally
into wet skin