if you’re on this planet for
80 years, do you know how many days
you’ll spend showering? we do. and it’s a lot.
in fact, if you shower for 10 minutes a day,
every day, you’ll spend an incredible 195.5 days
getting your body clean. if it takes you 20 seconds to
wash your hands, you’ll also spend an amazing 39 days
helping prevent germs. personal hygiene is tedious
and time consuming enough, which is why you need
anatomicals to make your daily ablutions a little more
exciting and fun. we’re bold, we’re British, we’re
ballsy and we only want you for your body. albeit
from a distance in the case of those who
think their precious lifetime is better
spent on less fragrant pursuits.